If I had a TARDIS, I would use it to catch River Song when she threw herself off things.

Phwoar yes.

Sigh face, to have a TARDIS.

If I had my own TARDIS, I would shove all of my belongings into said TARDIS and move back to London that way.

If I had my own TARDIS, I would not currently be putting off packing my stuff into boxes in a way that ensures their fitting in the boot of my Mother's car.

Sigh face, to have  a TARDIS.